Attack of the Killer Razors

Holy smokes, man! Beware the razors!!! I'm in the shower today, shaving my legs for soccer practice tonight (which by the way, is going to be AWESOME!) with a brand new razor. For some strange reason, my hand got in the way, and I took a ginormous chunk out of my pinky fingernail. Can we say, ow? More like, "SMOKES, THAT KILLS!!!" Yeah, it wouldn't stop bleeding either. Anyway, I must go, but next time I will tell about my "flushing" adventure. Later days!!