Sunday, March 13, 2005

You know you're addicted to Star Wars when...

-When trying unsuccessfully to snare that last Cheerio floating in your cereal bowl, you remark, "The Force is strong with this one."
-You've been pulled over by a policeman, and when asked to see your driver's license, you reply, "You don't need to see my identification."
-You've held up an onion ring and said, "Look, sir...droids!"
-Whenever you catch sight of cars behind yours, you say, "Fighters, coming in, point five three!"
-Someone else in your car says, "What about that tower?"
-You respond, "You worry about those fighters, I'll take care of that tower!" and moments later your car slams into the water tower the passenger was referring to.
-When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, you reply, "Unexpected this is...and unfortunate!"
-You tell your younger brother at the dinner table, "Use the fork, Luke!"
-Anyone who doesn't like Star Wars you proclaim is an Imperial.
-You type in the terms for a search engine as if entering coordinates, then shout, "Punch it, Chewie!" as you click on search.
-You listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parallel park.
-When accelerating your car to enter the freeway, you tell your passengers to strap in and prepare for light speed.
-When your dad says, "I am your father," you begin to scream uncontrollably and shout, "NOOOO!!! It's not true!!" at the top of your lungs.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey i didn't mean to comment 3 times on ur last post lol sry

6:36 PM  
Blogger Rai Rai said...

No problem, Dawn-a-tello...

11:20 AM  

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